EMERGENCY!

Oh my gosh. How could I be so naive? How could I think my fat butt could fit into a dress I fit into 3 years ago? The Corpsman Ball is tomorrow and there is a HUGE gap between each sides of the back zipper. Guess what sits between it? My BIG FATTY FLESH! I am going to a tailor first thing in the morning to BEG and PLEAD for them to fix this somehow.

AND, the freaking Lakers won tonight.

It has been a sad, sad night in my household.