5 Question Friday-- My First!

This is my first time participating in 5 Question Friday. I love stuff like this, so here it goes!

1. Have you ever had roommates?

Yes, and it was the worst experience of my life. I got an apartment with my best friend when I was 18. Turns out, she wasn't really my best friend, just a selfish, self absorbed, beeotch. I was sick of her leaving the common areas of the apartment nasty (I was the only person who cleaned) so when I tried to talk to her about it, she wanted to kick me out. HECK NO! So we worked that problem out but then she decided to get this wild hyena, sorry, dog, and the stupid piece of shiz, crapped on my floor, barked all day while she was gone, chewed my coat, and ran out of the house every time I opened the door (I once chased it for over an hour) etc. I basically told her, she had to crate her dog while she was gone and then she tried to kick me out again! (nice try, I'm on the lease, you can't do that). Also at that point she owed me $700 dollars for rent because I paid all of the rent because she had no money. I told her as soon as she paid me back I would leave (I was not putting up with her shiz any longer). Long story short, I left that hell hole and never spoke to my ex-bff ever again. She tried to talk to me after that but she had wronged me so many times I wasn't about to let her back in my life. I am happy I never have to have another roommate again other than my Husband.  

2. How many names do you/your children have? (i.e. Prince Charming William Phillip Arthur Louis John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt)

Just a first and middle name. Nothing too fancy, although I LOVEEE my middle name, Jissel. I kind of wish it was my first.

3. Did you watch the Royal Wedding?

I had recorded it, because I am not all bout getting up early. But when I came home from work that day I recorded everything BEFORE the wedding =[. Luckily every channel had it on repeat and for 1 hour I set my hate for Fox News aside and watched the rerun of the wedding. 

4. What is the messiest room in your house?

Our room! We like to keep everything else clean for when people come over/ stop by. So we throw everything in our room and shut the door. If you don't see it, it's not there, right?

5. What is your ideal mothers day?

I am not a mom, thankfully, so  I don't know. But for my mom we always cook her breakfast in bed. This will be my first mothers day not cooking for my mom breakfast in bed so I just have to get her the most baller present instead.